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Funny 'I'm Not in the Navy' Dirty Valentines Day Card

Funny 'I'm Not in the Navy' Dirty Valentines Day Card

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Funny'I'm Not in the Navy'
 Dirty Valentines Day Card




This witty and provocative Valentine's Card, featuring the quip "I'm not in the navy... but I shore like seamen," is perfect for those with a love for nautical puns and a bold sense of humor.



The card playfully navigates the realms of wordplay and risqué humor, making it an excellent choice for partners who appreciate a clever joke and are comfortable with edgy, suggestive themes.


Front and Back

It's a unique way to express affection and share a laugh, ensuring your Valentine's Day is not only romantic but also memorably amusing.



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